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Hump Day Humour

It’s been a long week, so instead of climbing on my usual soapboax and spinningĀ an opinion-laden blog post, I decided to give the readers some mid-week humour.

Laughter creates endorphins… the anti-stress busters of the neurochemical world. The less stressed, the higher your libido… There is no down-side :)

Happy Hump Day!

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven ‘o clock… whether you’re here or not.”

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